Hey Doc how you doing?
I've always wondered this:
How bad is your eyesight? I mean obviously bad enough to be wearing glasses, but how bad would you say?
I can’t see my hand in front of my face if I am not vearing my glasses.
I can see far, but not near… It can be quite ze annoyance vhen trying to do paperverk.
Hey Medic :)
Wanna Party with me??
Nein, I’m not quite ze… party animal… like I vas…
Hey Doc, what do you call a doctor who flunks out of medical school?
Aaaahahaa, zat is a good vone!!!
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If you are a badass, slightly unhinged doctor someone will put this in your ask.
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Medic, I know you're not much one for hugs, but can I please have one since it's my birthday? :3c
Yes! I am sorry if I am a bit late.
Come, come. I vill give you a hug und ve can bake somezhing, ja?
Herr Medic, would you mind if I asked you about a health problem of mine? I've been having a hard time eating lately. I'll normally have no appetite at all, and whenever I am hungry and go to get food, I suddenly lose all will to eat. It's worrying my parents and the problem has been scaring me for months. My doctor told me it was probably nothing to be worried about, but can I have your second opinion?
I vould just try to eat vhen you can, in little portions if you haff to.
If ze problem continues, see your doctor again. Not eating enough can cause a lot of problems in development und you don’t vant to vind up in ze hospital over zat!
uhm... I don't want to seem like I'm.. begging or anything, but I am really in need of a job. I am a hospital nurse, my first language is actually German and work well with small animals. I don't really know much about birds though, i have rats. I was wondering if you need any help around the base. Thank you dear.
I vould happily take you in as an assistant! You sound like a VONDERFUL addition to my medbay!
Do you also give Sexual Healing? <3
I'd love to help. I think your birds kinda like me.
Ja, zhey do seem to like you! Especially Archimedes, und he does not grow fond of people easily…
Hey doc! do you need any help with anything? I'll take just about any excuse to be in your office right now.
Hn… Vell, ze birds need to be fed, und I need to organize paperverk…
Do you vant to help?